No Thumper Served Today!
by Glenn Elliott
RKC Won't Serve Thumper on Easter

Showing concern for our little bunny friends the Road Kill Cafe has decided to omit Thumper on a Bumper from its Easter menu. Patrons are asked to also show concern and understanding by not bringing in any form of jacks or cottontails for preparation at the Easter Sunday meal. Our other delectible road entrees will still be available. We sincerely hope you will understand our sincere sensitivity during this season and comply. Thank you for your patronage and cooperation.

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LYNDA RAGAN: Glenn, How about "Stuffed Panther" since bunnies are out? hehehehe

RICHARD ALLEN: Glenn, If you're not having the hand-painted ("dyed") quail eggs at the RKC this year, I may have to resort to another establishment. I realize that you strive for "good taste" in your seasonally sensitive menu, but I'm for all that "tastes good", too. Maybe if you renamed "Thumper on a Bumper" to "Bad Hare Day" or some other impersonal reference we could still find longears to dine upon at Easter.

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